Al Shabaab Escaped through Tunnel

As Kenya and foreign detectives continue to comb the Westgate debris in search of missing bodies and answers to the Westgate terror attack, shocking revelations have emerged that may catch Kenyans unaware following the 4-day horror they went through. This is after detectives discovered a huge underground tunnel, also used as sewerage tunnel, which runs several metres from the Westgate Mall to the neighboring Nakummatt Ukay Mall. The detectives noted that the Al-Shabaab terrorists are likely to have escaped through the tunnel, and left their explosives in the Westgate Mall, whose explosions have continued to be heard even after the Kenya Defence Forces secured the Westgate Building. According to impeccable sources from the intelligence community, KDF did not kill any Westgate terrorist after all, because there is no sign of any of them in the debris even after combing the rubble for days now. This comes as KDF through Interior Cabinet Secretary, Joseph Ole Lenku, insist they killed five terrorists, but have since failed to prove their assertion.